So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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