It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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