Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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