hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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