Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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