You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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