I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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