..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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