Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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