awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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