Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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