u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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