: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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