Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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