CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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