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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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