my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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