I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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