sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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