I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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