so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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