I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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