i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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