He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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