My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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