Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
