how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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