I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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