Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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