3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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