do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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