I am in a vortex of obligation.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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