im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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