Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I enjoy the company of your penis
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