Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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