I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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