16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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