I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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