My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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