Soap is not a condiment
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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