I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
