Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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