I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Holy shit dude........stairs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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