Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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