her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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