So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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