508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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