Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
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I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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