i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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