am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
