Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
