ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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