I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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