We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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