Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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