Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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