the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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